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ghostly10:

#dean smith
rae I will END YOU

This is Crowley’s morning routine


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Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does … Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

~Neil Gaiman - The Sandman, Vol. 1: Preludes and Nocturnes (via mistermaneater)  

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miczariel:

surlywithabeard:

He frowned at the thought. “I know. I wanted him dead more than once before. It’s all about perspective, I guess…”

"And he won’t come around if there are people here. Specially other demons. We’re each other’s dirty little secret." He chuckled and finished off his beer with a sigh.

"I guess…" It was hard to wrap her mind around not wanting kill Crowley but she wasn’t Bobby and her motivations and reasons were her own, just like him. "I’m pretty sure everyone has wanted me dead one time or another."

"Good. That’s the last thing I would want to have to deal with. But I’ll keep your secret, don’t worry."

"What’s got you in everyone’s crapper?"

He scratched his beard thoughtfully, “Whadya think he would do if he came over and found you here? Just curious…”


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miczariel:

surlywithabeard:

"You hate him?" He had to chuckle gruffly at that. "Well I’m not gonna hate you for that, I know he ain’t the most popular demon of the pit. He just happens to be the one I got in my bed." He shrugged, a tiny bit surprised at how easily that just rolled off his tongue. "I may mention him from time to time, now that you know, but I won’t talk about him a lot. Promise."

She made a horrified face, like she might be considering pouring bleach in her meatsuits ears to see if it wiped the image away. (It was nothing on Bobby’s part; the mere thought of Crowley kind of made her want to gag in the first place.) “A lot of demons want him dead,” she said, her being one of them. But she wasn’t stupid enough to try. “As long as we don’t run into each other, I don’t care.”

He frowned at the thought. “I know. I wanted him dead more than once before. It’s all about perspective, I guess…”

"And he won’t come around if there are people here. Specially other demons. We’re each other’s dirty little secret." He chuckled and finished off his beer with a sigh.


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-tosses a crumpled beer can at Crowley's head grumpily-

crowleyandcas:

surlywithabeard:

crowleyandcas:

What’s the matter, Pet? -whaps it away-

-

-Bobby mumbles and smirks as he pecks at Crowley’s neck- Disgusts me too… I’d have to punish you if you moved…

Hmm…. pray tell would the punishment be spanking? That’s not much incentive to not move… -he bit his lower lip- Robert kissing my neck is going to get you into trouble…

It might be spanking, might be some tying up, I dunno…

-sighs- And I don’t think I could going a third round, I’m pooped… -pauses his kissing-


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miczariel:

surlywithabeard:

"Damn, you know him? I mean, I guess I ain’t met a demon who didn’t know him, just figured, I dunno…" He watched her closely. "So… what kinda reaction was that exactly? He and I aren’t exactly in the spotlight, so you’re gonna keep this hush hush. Hear?"

"Of course I know him," she said, her voice lacking some of the typical bite. Even Mic knew she couldn’t be angry with Bobby; he didn’t know and it wasn’t as though she had ever met Crowley… She merely hated him on principle. They had vastly different methods of operation. "I’m not going to talk about him, I hate him.”

"You hate him?" He had to chuckle gruffly at that. "Well I’m not gonna hate you for that, I know he ain’t the most popular demon of the pit. He just happens to be the one I got in my bed." He shrugged, a tiny bit surprised at how easily that just rolled off his tongue. "I may mention him from time to time, now that you know, but I won’t talk about him a lot. Promise."


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crowleysdelicateass:

Season 10 Promo (x)

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gorlassar:

…No wonder they’re little demons, with parenting like that *snort*


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"Have you seen my shirt?"

crowleyandcas:

surlywithabeard:

surlywithabeard:

It’s uh, is it there, on the bookshelf? Or maybe under my desk? 

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Well… yeah, ‘course I do. But that ain’t exactly a lotta effort on my part. I shouldn’t get any praise for wanting you near me all the time…

It’s a lot more effort than you give yourself credit for.

-shrugs- Well I’ll take your word for it. I think I could definitely put some more effort in. -pause- You wanna come over for dinner tomorrow? I can make ribs…


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-tosses a crumpled beer can at Crowley's head grumpily-

crowleyandcas:

surlywithabeard:

crowleyandcas:

What’s the matter, Pet? -whaps it away-

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Yeah we should. Click yer heels and open a door or somethin -kisses the underside of Crowley’s jaw- Don’t ya dare leave this bed.

Ohhh~

-he purred, turning his head up to expose more of his neck- I wouldn’t dream of leaving Singer. The thought of getting up disgusts me.

-the demon snapped his fingers, in a few moments there was the sound of pups playing downstairs-

-Bobby mumbles and smirks as he pecks at Crowley’s neck- Disgusts me too… I’d have to punish you if you moved…


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The Supernatural Hunter Recruitment Challenge- Phase 2*  

crowleysdelicateass:

Okay so who wants to make a team? I need 4 people who would be up for answering some supernatural trivia questions every day for a little while. Read over the rules and see if you want to play?


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miczariel:

surlywithabeard:

"I don’t think I wanna see. I’m happy enough that I can’t see hellhounds. Crowley’s always got a couple around here and they stink and they’re huge and I just got a bad feeling ‘bout what they look like…"

She almost dropped her beer bottle and she scrambled to catch it, managing not to spill anything. Her face paled and she looked around like she thought something was about to jump out at her. “Crowley?”

There was no mistaking the confusion and mild disgust laced with a hint of fear in her voice.

"Damn, you know him? I mean, I guess I ain’t met a demon who didn’t know him, just figured, I dunno…" He watched her closely. "So… what kinda reaction was that exactly? He and I aren’t exactly in the spotlight, so you’re gonna keep this hush hush. Hear?"


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miczariel:

surlywithabeard:

"You even have clothes down there?" He snorted. "I mean, ‘s not like I’ve ever been, but I thought yer just a soul down there, not like you got a real body, right?"

"I’m-" She stopped, head tilted slightly; no one had ever asked her to explain it and she had never thought of it. "I’m what’s left of a soul, I guess. But this isn’t what I look like there. In Hell, I’m much scarier looking. All demons are different. Too bad I can’t really show you."

"I don’t think I wanna see. I’m happy enough that I can’t see hellhounds. Crowley’s always got a couple around here and they stink and they’re huge and I just got a bad feeling ‘bout what they look like…"